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Is your mommy home?

Men are always telling me what a wonderful voice I have on the phone (which is creepy, since I sound about 12) and soon I’m going to give into my first impulse, which is to say “Well, but I’m fat and ugly, so that balances it out.”

…and this is why no one will ever really understand a 4 year old

Sandbox Territoriality Part 1