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No one here understands why we think a store called MFA is funny.
Sage and Todd are playing online backgammon.
Todd What else are you doing? Or are you just feeling quiet today?
Sage I’m anxious that I might be feeling irrational anxiety.
Todd That’s irrational! I object.
Sage Sustained.

When we arrived at Bea’s birthday party, Paul immediately asked if he could open the trap door in the living room floor, which leads to a tiny cave-like space that the previous resident used for storage. With great regrets, everyone shook their heads and said no, not today, we’re sorry, another time.
About an hour later, when Paul and Kite had headed off to have first aid after Paul had been stung by a wasp, I heard Paul’s namesake arrive (and now I’m kind of grumpy because I looked up namesake and it doesn’t seem to refer to the person you’re named after but rather to the person who’s named after you, and if you know the right word, please send it, you can just click on Contact at the top of this page, you don’t have to be a member, it’s driving me nuts now). Not ten minutes later, the trap door was being opened.
For two people who are different genders, 45 years apart in age and only see each other once a month if that, they are unbelieveably alike. I know Namesake was just as excited about the trap door as Paul, and I can tell you from experience, it’s impossible to stand up under the onslaught of both of them when they’re excited about something.

Todd and Sage are playing online backgammon.
Sage Our quality of life has vastly improved, by the way, now that we’re using litter from the MFA. I tried pretty much every single fucking kind of litter they sell in this town and none of them worked. So I’m back to the MFA litter. It’s amazing how well it works.
Todd Our quality of life has improved in every way
Todd When we started using litter from the MFA
Todd Our cats are happy it is true
Todd And you can be happy - yes, you too!




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