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Birthday Wishes

Sage and Todd are playing online backgammon and listening to a Toronto radio station.

Todd Ew, CHEESY. Did you just hear that ad? AshleyMadison.com - a place for married women to find an affair. “For women seeking romantic affairs and the men who want to fulfill them.”

Sage Oh my god. I mean, oh my god to that too, but oh my god to this: they found the guy who hit Stephen King with his car!

Todd No WAY. That guy is in such deep shit. He’s going to start getting thinner now.

Sage Ewwww, the ashleymadison.com guy has a steak face. Who would have an affair with a steak face man?

Todd Really. And what does she think he’s going to do with her? His boyfriend will totally object.

Sage And by the way, the guy who hit Stephen King DID get thinner. Or, rather, he died of mysterious causes the day after Stephen King’s birthday.

Todd Creeeepy.

Sage I wonder if he was able to blow out all of the candles on his birthday cake.

O Canada

Good morning, Representative Shays!