Hack! (sniffle) HackHACK! (sniiiiiffle)

Sage and Paul have a cold.

Paul Guess WHAD, Baba?

Sage Whad?

Paul I just fidished readind my whole Dictionary For Kids. Every word.

Sage Really?

Paul See? Loog here!

Sage Wonderful! Id’s the best dews I’ve heard all day.

Later, after Todd came home…

Paul Daddy! Shelly’s rudding frantically all over the house!

Sage Oh, oh, I forgod to tell you, Paul read the whole dictionary.

Todd Paul, that’s incredible! What a great accomplishment!

Sage That’s prob’ly where he lear’d the word “frantically”.

Paul, chasing after Shelly Yes! Yes, that is where I learned id!

…and then I went to sleep, and woke up at 3AM, unable to breathe or move without leaking or hacking, and I didn’t get back to sleep until six, when I managed a whole extra half hour. So. Since I’ve already repaired two major typos and a spelling mistake, I’m going to back away from the computer before I do some real damage.