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Every podcast I’ve ever created, including one circa 1996.
27 hours. No rest stop.
Reactions to the tsunami victims. Includes a surprise bonus outtake.
Wed, 29 Dec 2004 07:30:00
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News At Eleven
A rundown of some of the scariest news stories coming out of the U.S.
Wed, 24 Dec 2004 08:42:00
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A Secret Surprise
A secret surprise for Paul.
Wed, 15 Dec 2004 08:20:00
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Bush Whacked
Sage teaches slanted current events to everyone on the bus.
Thu, 02 Dec 2004 08:18:00
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No Items of High Value
Packing for our move to Canada.
Thu, 08 Jan 2004 07:49:00
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Baby Baby Don’t Get Hooked On Me was #1 on the Billboard charts.
This entry begins: I’m 31 years old today. When I was eleven, I thought that the fact that Kirk Cameron and I shared a birthday meant we were fated to be together. Before, you know, he turned into a giant raving Fundamentalist Christian and married a vacuous soap opera actress and had six children.
Sun, 12 Oct 2003 12:30:00
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Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma!
This entry begins: Things I have learned from watching daytime television for the first time in six years…
Thu, 25 Sep 2003 13:50:00
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There Oughta Be A Law
This entry begins: I just got the following email from Marian, who I had a mad crush on in college.
Fri, 05 Sep 2003 09:05:00
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Where the kisses are hers and hers and his
This entry begins: The saddest thing I saw at the park yesterday: a group of six year old girls in Kinderwhore outfits, practicing a cheerleader routine, while a woman who looked like she’d lived every day twice barked orders at them.
Tue, 12 Aug 2003 09:43:00
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Get over it.
This entry begins: New York City will open the first gay/lesbian high school in the United States. I am ecstatic.
Tue, 12 Oct 2004 13:00
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Fish for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
This entry begins: On the highway we passed a fifteen year old boy walking out of a ditch onto the shoulder of the road. He was wearing an eye patch and smoking a pipe. A 50s pipe. Like you’d find in a Norman Rockwell painting of Jolly Family Relaxing At Home Just Before The Dad Goes Insane And Mayhem Ensues.
Sat, 26 Jul 2003 10:58:00
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Teri Shields, Rose Lee, Sarah Berlinger and Gertrude Temple
This entry begins: No, I haven’t let Stage Mother out of her glittery sequined box. I’ve been reluctant to blab about the following, as I know it will sound like she’s crawled out, bonked me on the head, stuffed me in her box, and figured out how to access my site all on her own (though, being a Stage Mother, she’d probably tell you Paul taught her how).
Wed, 23 Jul 2003 10:44:00
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Me Thirsty. Me drink soda.
I was a mere child of 21 when I recorded this entry ten years ago.
October 9, 1996
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First we’ll have a commercial.
This is the earliest recording I could find, made when I was just eight years old.
Summer, 1980
15 seconds
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