Please note: I can only accept submissions from people eighteen years old and older. Thanks for understanding.

About
I was riding the bus listening to one half of a cellphone conversation, idly filling in the second half of the conversation in my head when I realised it would make an excellent addition to Quirky Nomads.

Listen
You are a monkey. Accept it.
The birds are dead. DEAD.
Do you have enough batteries to defeat the Punk Rock Zombies?
Gene-Tink Corp: We bring good things to life. Wholesale.

Participate
Send me half a conversation via email. Be silly, be serious, go with fantastical or gritty realism or something altogether different - it’s completely up to you.

Questions
If you have questions before you write your half, email me.