How do I go about being a QN Minion?
Well, darling, there are three possibilities.

Scullery
These are easy, undemanding tasks. Simply rise an hour before dawn to perform painstaking research (tracking down elusive author email addresses, for example), light the fires in the cold castle rooms, be an uber-listener (for instance, listen to four Quirky Quizzes in order to list the games played), curtsy prettily, and scrub the kitchen floor.

Minstrel
Entertain the court by reenacting overheard conversations, playing the psaltery, giving voice to history, juggling newborn kittens and performing in full-length audiodrama. [learn more]

Bard
Put pen to paper and describe a Click, convince yourself you’ll be much more productive after playing three hours of Scrabble, provide half a conversation, stand there banging your head against the stone walls wishing for inspiration, or scratch out a compelling three minute story.

Ooo. I want!
Of course you do. Fill out the form below. …That sound? No. No, it just seems like the slamming of gates. And, um, evil laughter. But that’s the wind.

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FILL IT OUT, I SAID!

There you are. Very good.